"Because my nipples do not produce milk."

March 27, 2008

Holy guacamole! Anime Boston was nuts! Haven't been that busy at a convention in a long time. Special ultra super thanks to Amy for helping me on Friday and Sunday, and Mom for helping me on Saturday! They are both stand up chicks!

Even though I was pretty much trapped at my table for the entire con, I did get to see a few of my pals, who I do not link to often enough after conventions. Said pals include:

Dave "No Girls Allowed" Stanworth
Matt "Considerate Cock" Herms
Karen "I Am Not Staying in New Jersey" Emch
Brian "What Year is This?!" Wilson
Chris "Soviet Shark" Malone
• And of course the Morlock Enterprises crew, who were kind enough to hang
 on to some of my crap after Katsucon and then bring it to AB. I owe you guys!

Also, hey! Remember back in November when I said you could buy some cool new shirts, but then they mysteriously disappeared? Well good news, they’re coming back! First up is “Fork You!” which is now up for presale in both Mens and Womens sizes! Here’s the original description, which should be up on the store page at some point:

If there’s one thing Fork can’t stand, it’s losing an intellectual debate to his pal Spoon. But still, there’s no excuse for resorting to vulgarity!

From the Staccato filler comic that everyone loves (or just loves to hate) comes a t-shirt that lets you show your love with pride. Also you might be able to offend some old people with poor eyesight!

That’s right, live the dream!

Remember, all proceeds go to the hosting of this site… and feeding me candy. Noble charities indeed!

"Hairpoosage?"

March 21, 2008

I'm leaving for Anime Boston... like..... now!

Stop by and poke me with a sharp stick, metal rod or some other pointy implement. Or just say hello... I suppose that would be preferable!

I'll be in the dealers' room, booth 121. Look for the exhausted aging man who clearly has a three month old baby keeping him up nights.

"I wish I could solve all my problems with cakes."

March 14, 2008

Rar. I'm in a pretty bad mood. My previous landlord has decided to stiff us on our security deposit. After a few months of saying he would "get the check out to us" I left him a voicemail at the beginning of the week saying that if we didn't have a check by today, we would have to take legal action. Well what a surprise, instead he sends us a list of bogus charges that equals the amount of the deposit. What a pain! I wish all my favorite lawyers weren't fictional... (You know, like Phoenix Wright and Harvey Birdman...)

The worst part is, this is a horrible day for us to be put into a bad mood, because it's Alyssa's birthday! I didn't get a chance to do a birthday comic for her... I guess she'll have to settle for my guest strip at The Outer Circle. (At least it has cake in it!)

Speaking of which, Steve is a really nice guy and an incredibly hardcore webcomic author. He's been doing The Outer Circle for like three years, and seriously, I don't think he's missed a single day. Talk about making me look like a hack! And then on top of that he does Dueling Analogs, which is also quite good. I mean it's no HALOLZ but it's still funny! You should check them both out...

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to start working on my paperwork for small claims court. >__<

Oh and the Japanese voice acting in Smash Bros. Brawl is way better than the U.S. version. Seriously, the U.S. version is killing me! Blegh!








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