Staccato The title character, Stac is an all around nice guy who's pretty laid back, even in a household full of chaos. A recent graduate with a degree in graphic design, Stac's in the process of making the transition from college to real life, but living with college students and beginning an entry level career at an unorthodox design firm keep his day to day life interesting. Species: Hippo Likes: Graphic Design, Movies, Gameboy Advance Dislikes: Irony, Ties

Tequila After four years of campus parties and binge drinking, Tequila's been forced to change his ways and become a semi-dedicated student to finish his college education by the end of year five.  Still he finds time to be a hardcore PC and console gamer (between managing the apartment's LAN and avoiding Sammy's deathtraps).  In his younger days he was a bit of a kleptomaniac, but now he just sticks to copying software and pirating MP3's. Species: Coati Mundi Likes: Video Games, Engineering, College Parties Dislikes: Sammy Trying To Kill Him

Basketcase A clinically depressed basketball on Prozac, B.C. moved in with Stac and Tequila during their freshmen year.  His origin is a mystery for the ages, but we do know he loves Gamecube ...and that he has an unhealthy obsession with the internet and webcomics.  His overly cheeful and energetic nature is believed to be a result of his anti-depressant medication, but to this day not even Stac or Tequila have seen him while unmedicated. Species: Basketball Likes: The Interweb, GameCube, Poop Jokes Dislikes: Basketball Discrimnation

Ella In an attempt to move off campus, Ella found herself living in a house full of guys.  While normally a pleasant person, she is painfully sarcastic and bitter towards people that annoy her (like most of her roommates).  She's also known to have an unhealthy fixation with Icelandic music sensation Bjork. Species: Cat Likes: Reading, Bjork, Japanese Poetry, Metalworking Dislikes: Idiots

Don An english major and sports enthusiast, Don has had a lot of trouble adjusting to the overall geekiness of his new roommates.  The odds are whenever he wants to watch the big game, everyone's playing video games or watching a Deep Space 9 marathon.  He doesn't mind going to the local bar to get his sports fix though, because it's also his favorite place to hit on the ladies. Species: Peacock Likes: Baseball, Football, Writing, Single Women Dislikes: Sci-Fi, Video Games, Rejection

Sammy The computer known as Sammy was once just a simple network server built by Tequila using outdated computer parts.  But then one day... after running for several years without a restart, this seemingly innocent 90MHz server gained a twisted form of AI and has set his sights on total world domination. Too bad he's stuck in the basement with the water-heater... Species: 90MHz Computer Likes: Enslaving Humanity, Sami, Killing Tequila Dislikes: Basketcase, Tequila, The Waterheater, Firewalls, Power Surges

Redos A cleaning robot built by Tequila, Redos was originally quite helpful around the house... until he was rebuilt with a mysterious ancient artifact purchased off of eBay.  Now he has all the emotions and personality of a normal person, which is in unfortunate because it turns out he's a total jerk. Species: Cleaning Robot Likes: Domestic Beer, Working Out, Cable TV Dislikes: Cleaning